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Talas
01-31-2004, 12:47 AM
Using dialogue quotes from different movies from HERE (http://www.moviequotes.com/repository.cgi),
try to have a conversation. Quote the person you're responding to so we have a reference point, use dialogue (questions help), and at least try to make it seem like it could be part of a natural banter. It doesn't have to be the same movie of course. That would defeat the purpose :cool:

I'll start it off with this and lets see how this come out :D


"I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But that doesn't matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced?"

--Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Day
01-31-2004, 04:49 AM
"That man...is a brownie hound."

John Bender---The Breakfast Club

One of my favorite movies :D

Tinypeek
01-31-2004, 06:29 AM
You know, I don't think I heard that. My ears are getting bad cause I'm getting old, what did you say?!

Ramsey -- Seven Days

:D

Jazhara7
01-31-2004, 10:30 AM
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...a herring!


- The knights who say "NEE" , Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

computertalker
01-31-2004, 03:45 PM
This one moment would decide for my whole life whether fear would rule or I would. I decided. Underneath I knew who I was. I promised myself never to forget.

The Joy Luck Club - 1993

Talas
01-31-2004, 06:33 PM
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

-- HAL9000, 2001: A Space Odyssey

Day
01-31-2004, 07:13 PM
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." :D

---The Godfather

computertalker
01-31-2004, 07:41 PM
"I never liked him anyway, he wasn't right in the head."


Braveheart - 1995

Jazhara7
02-01-2004, 10:55 AM
Look, he's not giving you any money, so piss off!


- Life of Brian


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Michael Elboim
02-01-2004, 11:03 AM
"Oh, man I'm gonna need some serious therapy after this! Look, look at my eye twitchin'!"

-Shrek

Jazhara7
02-01-2004, 11:15 AM
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


- Monty Python and the Holy Grail



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Talas
02-01-2004, 08:46 PM
"Are you talkin to me? Are you talkin to me? You must be talkin to me. I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talkin to?"

-- Taxi Driver

Day
02-01-2004, 09:17 PM
"I suppose you can't be blamed for being suspicious with so many scoundrels and rogues of the night about."

--A Clockwork Orange

Michael Elboim
02-02-2004, 07:39 AM
'Oh sure, blame it on the little guy, and his ONE EYE!'

-Monsters inc.

Jazhara7
02-02-2004, 09:54 AM
Your weird! Odd ball!


- Life of Brian



- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
02-02-2004, 04:13 PM
"You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character."

-- Pulp Fiction

Jazhara7
02-02-2004, 04:18 PM
*resists quoting one of the Frenchmen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail*





I'm worrying about what you've got against birds.



- Life of Brian


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Talas
02-02-2004, 04:29 PM
"I, I wouldn't want a pair of birds that were... too demonstrative."

-- The Birds

Jazhara7
02-02-2004, 04:38 PM
Bring out the Holy Handgrenade!


- Monty Python and the Holy Grail


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Talas
02-02-2004, 04:41 PM
"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail :D

Jazhara7
02-02-2004, 04:43 PM
One! Two! Five!

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail



- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

computertalker
02-03-2004, 01:44 AM
"Congratulations. You're one step closer to hitting bottom."

~ Fight Club - 1999

Jazhara7
02-03-2004, 07:34 PM
Beautiful big tittied bitches just don't fall out of the sky you know!


- DOGMA


P.S.: Sorry for the Bad Language...


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Talas
02-03-2004, 08:53 PM
"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!"

-- Austin Powers

computertalker
02-03-2004, 11:04 PM
"Don't you know that I would use all of my power to prevent something like that from happening?" :eek:

~The Godfather, Part II - 1974

Day
02-04-2004, 02:47 AM
"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves."

--Interview with the Vampire- 1994

Hilander
02-04-2004, 05:21 AM
"Gpats and monkeys"
Shakespeare Othello, Act I, Scene III

That should place the blood suckers in their place

Michael Elboim
02-04-2004, 10:48 AM
" From now on, you'll have to refer to me as 'Sid - Lord of the Flame' "

-Ice Age

Jazhara7
02-04-2004, 07:53 PM
Is there anybody else up there we could talk to?


- Monty Python and the Holy Grail




- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
02-04-2004, 08:13 PM
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

-- The Princess Bride

Jazhara7
02-04-2004, 08:27 PM
There are some who call me.....Tim.


- Monty Python and the Holy Grail


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
02-04-2004, 08:37 PM
"And you are Mr. Pink." :D

-- Reservoir Dogs

computertalker
02-05-2004, 12:03 AM
"You are merely a boy in a dress."



~To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar - 1995

Day
02-05-2004, 03:03 AM
"Did anyone ever tell you that you look like a prince out of the Arabian Nights?"

~A Streetcar Named Desire--1951

Michael Elboim
02-05-2004, 12:22 PM
"I'm the king of the world!"

-Titanic

RaMa
02-05-2004, 12:38 PM
"Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be saught by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies.

Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.

There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In nomine patrie, et fili spiritus sancti."
-Boondocks Saints

:p Just saw it for the second time last night. Very cool :D.

Jazhara7
02-05-2004, 05:11 PM
HE must be a king. Why? He ain't got shit all over him.


- Monty Python and the Holy Grail



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Talas
02-05-2004, 05:28 PM
"I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid."

-- Full Metal Jacket

Michael Elboim
02-05-2004, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by RaMa
"Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be saught by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies.

Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.

There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In nomine patrie, et fili spiritus sancti."
-Boondocks Saints

:p Just saw it for the second time last night. Very cool :D.

Man!! That's some fucking QUOTE!!!!!!

-Michael, the life story, a futured movie... someday in 2024

RaMa
02-05-2004, 08:03 PM
And I know it all by heart j/k ;)

computertalker
02-06-2004, 04:39 AM
"... right at that moment, an unconscious Argentinian fell right through my roof." :rolleyes:


~Moulin Rouge - 2000

Day
02-06-2004, 05:02 AM
"Holy shit! Did you fuckin' see that!? He fuckin' bounced! He fuckin' BOUNCED!"

~28 Days Later--2002

Luthien^
02-06-2004, 09:47 AM
Promise me you won't go bungee jumping in Mexico, they have no regulations there!

-Cable Guy- ;)

Talas
02-06-2004, 03:21 PM
"Why, out of all the God-forsaken shitholes in Mexico, do we have to meet here?"

-- From Dusk Till Dawn


(And last time I checked, we do have some regulations on bungee jumping :D )

Jazhara7
02-06-2004, 07:48 PM
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

computertalker
02-07-2004, 02:36 PM
"If you build it, he will come..."



~Field of Dreams - 1989

Talas
02-07-2004, 05:59 PM
"Only the ghosts in this house are glad we're here."

-- House on Haunted Hill

Camille
02-08-2004, 06:14 AM
"How do you shave in there?" ...Audrey Hepburn to Cary Grant (while pointing to his cleft chin) in Charade.
Just finished TLJ and don't want to believe that April ended up an old woman all alone except for Crow....depressing!! Hope the sequel changes that !

computertalker
02-08-2004, 06:34 AM
"Well, there's somethin' you don't see everyday."


~Ghostbusters - 1984



Just finished TLJ and don't want to believe that April ended up an old woman all alone except for Crow....depressing!! Hope the sequel changes that !
I hope so too.

Jazhara7
02-08-2004, 01:44 PM
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

- Monty Pyhon and the Holy Grail



Originally posted by Camille

Just finished TLJ and don't want to believe that April ended up an old woman all alone except for Crow....depressing!! Hope the sequel changes that !



It is not sure, if Lady Alvane REALLY is April- Although she refers to herself as April Ryan, in the end of the GERMAN version. Ragnar said, that in the original version, she does not do so.



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computertalker
02-08-2004, 05:23 PM
"Let me ask you a question, when you came pulling in here did you notice a sign in front of my house that said:"



-Pulp Fiction - 1994

Hilander
02-08-2004, 07:48 PM
I'd love to commplete that quote, but it could get me banned for eyernity. Quentin Tarantino does not write scripts for less than "X" rated forums.

RaMa
02-08-2004, 08:14 PM
"As your leader I encourage you from time to time, but always in a respectfull manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a peticulair plan of action I've decided is otherwise, than tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now... no subject will ever be taboo. Except ofcourse the subject that was just under discussion.

The price you pay for bringing up either my Chineese of my American herritage as a negative is; I collect your f*cking head. Just like this f*cker here.

Now if any of you sons o' b*tches got anything else to say, now's the f*cking time!"
- Oren Ishii, Kill Bill: Volume I

I like my quotes long :p.

computertalker
02-08-2004, 11:14 PM
"Here, only the silent survive."


-The Killing Fields - 1984




Originally posted by Hilander
I'd love to commplete that quote, but it could get me banned for eyernity. Quentin Tarantino does not write scripts for less than "X" rated forums.
Well, the point was to finish the quote with something different and not use the original. The original was too bigoted, IMO. ;)


Yes you do like long quotes, Rama. :D

Day
02-09-2004, 12:56 AM
"No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world."

~Dead Poets Society - 1989

computertalker
02-09-2004, 02:04 AM
"Watch it sweetheart talk like that'll getcha killed."


~ On Deadly Ground - 1994

Jazhara7
02-09-2004, 06:08 PM
Oh, anyway. On to scene twenty-four, which is a smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Arthur discovers a vital clue, and in which there aren't any swallows, although I think you can hear a starling-- oooh!

- Monty Pyton and the Holy Grail


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Talas
02-09-2004, 06:14 PM
"What I offer you is freedom; freedom from Arthur's tyrannical dream; fredom from Arthur's tyrannical law; freedom from Arthur's tyrannical God."

-- First Knight

Day
02-10-2004, 03:43 AM
Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live. At least a while...and dying in your bed, many years from now, would you be willing, to trade, all the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here, and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!

~Braveheart- 1995

computertalker
02-10-2004, 03:53 AM
"My brother will avenge me !"


~ The Three Musketeers - 1996

Talas
02-10-2004, 05:44 PM
"You try to frighten me. Admit so, sir. This is some new form of torture. Say it, Brother Sir. "

-- A Clockwork Orange

Jazhara7
02-10-2004, 06:26 PM
But mother...FATHER! But father...

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail


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Talas
02-10-2004, 06:31 PM
*breaths heavily* "I am your father." *breaths heavily*

-- The Empire Strikes Back

Jazhara7
02-10-2004, 06:43 PM
You're making this up as you go along!


- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Talas
02-10-2004, 06:55 PM
"It's more comfortable for you to label me as insane."

-- Se7en

computertalker
02-11-2004, 12:05 AM
"Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what's being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it."


~ One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - 1975

Talas
02-11-2004, 03:53 PM
"That was beautiful! I got chills! What side of whose bed did you wake up on?"

-- The Mask

Jazhara7
02-11-2004, 06:36 PM
Our life must seem very dull to a brave knight like yourself...bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear


- Monty Python and the Holy Grail


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computertalker
02-11-2004, 11:57 PM
"Got a little saddle sore on that white horse of yours?"


~ Someone Like You - 2001

Talas
02-12-2004, 03:33 PM
"Shadowfax. He's the lord of all horses and he's been my friend through many dangers."

-- The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Jazhara7
02-12-2004, 06:48 PM
What? Ridden on a horse? You're using coconuts! You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin them together!


- Monty Python and the Holy Grail


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computertalker
02-12-2004, 10:16 PM
"Ever experienced the exhilirating feeling of flying through the air?

Well, now you have!"

~ Hook - 1991



:D

Jazhara7
02-13-2004, 07:12 PM
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


- Monty Python and the...Oh, you're no fun anymore...


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
02-13-2004, 07:22 PM
"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"

--- You now the movie ;)

Jazhara7
02-13-2004, 07:26 PM
European.


- My English Teacher


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
02-13-2004, 08:59 PM
"That plug won't fit in European outlet."

-- Just Married (I hate this movie...)

computertalker
02-14-2004, 12:31 AM
"What's this about? And can you hurry it up"


~ The Money Pit - 1986

Jazhara7
02-14-2004, 10:02 AM
I'd rather just sing


- Monty Python and the "this IS the cup of a Carpenter"


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

computertalker
02-14-2004, 04:09 PM
Tell me something I don't know.




~ Stand by Me 1986

Jazhara7
02-14-2004, 06:09 PM
So, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore.........A witch!!!

- Attila the Hun with The Hunlets and the Holy Grail

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computertalker
02-14-2004, 09:51 PM
"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"



~ The Wizard of Oz

Talas
02-15-2004, 02:18 AM
"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

-- Spaceballs

computertalker
02-15-2004, 03:51 AM
"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...



~ Dumb and Dumber - 1994

Michael Elboim
02-15-2004, 11:42 AM
"Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!!"

-Monty Python and the Holy [Shit!] Grail!

Jazhara7
02-15-2004, 12:12 PM
There's a Mr. Death here, something about the reaping?


- Monty Python and the Meaning of Life


...this quote alone already gives me enough reason to watch this movie...I have never seen it.



- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
02-16-2004, 04:24 PM
"And over here, our bass player, the Duke of Spook, the Doc of Shock, The Man with No Tan, please say hello to Death himself, the Grim Reaper!" :D

-- Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Jazhara7
02-16-2004, 06:20 PM
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.

- Death in MORT by Terry Pratchett


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Michael Elboim
02-16-2004, 06:36 PM
"Of course, just because we've heard a spine-chilling, blood-curdling scream of the sort to make your very marrow freeze in your bones doesn't automatically mean there's anything wrong."

- Soul Music (t's not a movie but it still great!)

Talas
02-16-2004, 06:38 PM
"I won't speak of disgusting things because they disgust me!"

-- Psycho

computertalker
02-16-2004, 07:16 PM
"I've been trying to figure something in my head and maybe you could help me out?"

~ Se7en - 1995

Jazhara7
02-17-2004, 03:53 PM
The knuckles! The horrible knuckles!


-- (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)


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Talas
02-17-2004, 05:16 PM
"Feast your eyes! Glut your soul on my accursed ugliness!"

-- The Phantom of the Opera

Jazhara7
02-18-2004, 04:46 PM
Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha!
BEWARE!!!!!
Yrs sincerely
The Opera Ghost


-- (Terry Pratchett, Maskerade)


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
02-18-2004, 05:00 PM
"Don't worry, you're not gonna turn into Bride of Frankenstein."

-- A Nightmare On Elm Street

Jazhara7
02-18-2004, 05:03 PM
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially simian ones. They are not all that subtle."

-- (Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)



- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Michael Elboim
02-18-2004, 09:06 PM
"The question seldom addressed is where Medusa had snakes. Underarm hair is an even more embarassing problem when it keeps biting the top of the deodorant bottle."

- (Terry Pratchett, Soul Music)

computertalker
02-19-2004, 03:23 AM
"They did not have a name for it. They called it the Evil Thing."




~ The Gods Must Be Crazy - 1980

Michael Elboim
02-19-2004, 10:52 AM
"Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous."

-Soul Music (yeah yeah again...)

Talas
02-19-2004, 04:15 PM
"It's another miracle!"

-- Death Becomes Her

Jazhara7
02-19-2004, 04:23 PM
"What duck?"

-- (Terry Pratchett, Soul Music)


Michael, I think your quote was actually out of "Interesting Times"


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Talas
02-19-2004, 04:33 PM
"That's it, no more Mr. Nice Duck!" :D

-- Howard the Duck

computertalker
02-19-2004, 10:07 PM
"You really quacked at the principal?"


~ The Mighty Ducks 1992

Jazhara7
02-20-2004, 06:20 PM
"Look, friend," said the rabbit, "when you can fly all the way across the sea and even end up finding the same bloody continent, you can start badmouthing ducks."


- Moving Pictures, PTerry


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Talas
02-21-2004, 07:05 PM
"What rabbit?"

-- Alice in Wonderland

Jazhara7
02-22-2004, 12:39 PM
That's no ordinary rabbit...


- Monty Python and the Holy Grail



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computertalker
02-23-2004, 02:07 AM
"What do you mean? "



~ Raiders of the Lost Ark - 1981

Day
02-23-2004, 03:20 AM
"Me, I didn't mean anything. About anything, to anyone. And I knew that guaranteed me a long, depression-free life."

~About a Boy-2002

computertalker
02-23-2004, 04:00 AM
"Why do they all look like unhappy rabbits? "


~ All About Eve - 1950

Day
02-23-2004, 04:19 AM
"I'm a great cook."

~ Fatal Attraction- 1987

Remember what she did to the rabbit? :eek:

Talas
02-23-2004, 04:34 PM
"I'm an excellent driver."

-- Rain Man

Jazhara7
02-23-2004, 04:56 PM
Run! IT'S A STAMPEDE!!!



- JUMANJI (I love that movie)


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
02-23-2004, 05:03 PM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

-- Airplane! :D

Jazhara7
02-23-2004, 08:37 PM
"The people who drive the space jets must like it. They were all smiling in the picture I saw."


- Wings (Bromeliad triology), PTerry


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
02-23-2004, 09:23 PM
"But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."

-- Batman

Jazhara7
02-24-2004, 07:23 PM
"They nod and mumble and smile but I'm afraid they just go off and do the same old things."

- Lords and Ladies, PTerry


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
02-25-2004, 04:49 PM
"Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, 'cause that's one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness?"

-- Shrek

Jazhara7
02-25-2004, 08:03 PM
An attractive watchwoman behind him gave him a friendly smile. That was to say, her mouth was turned up at the corners and all her teeth were visible.


- Feet of Clay , Terry Pratchett

Angua!

- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
03-01-2004, 05:55 PM
"I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!"

-- Lawrence of Arabia

Tinypeek
03-02-2004, 12:41 PM
Today, we are going to dissect... a clown. Well, it's no wonder this clown died. His lungs were filled with candy.

-Mr. Fargas
(Family Guy)

Jazhara7
03-02-2004, 05:05 PM
"In case anyone's interested, you're all wrong. In the beginning was the Clearing of the Throat--"


- The Ligth Fantastic, PTerry


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Talas
03-03-2004, 08:20 PM
"*Clears Throat* Hello?... Ah... I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ah... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it..."

-- Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Michael Elboim
03-03-2004, 08:59 PM
Que!?

--- Any movie from spain.

Talas
03-03-2004, 09:03 PM
"It's ¿¡Qué!?"

-- Me :p

Day
03-04-2004, 04:27 AM
"Interesting reaction, but what does it mean?!"

~ The Nightmare Before Christmas- 1993

One of my favorite movies :D

Tinypeek
03-04-2004, 09:42 AM
It means, don't let him hog the spot-light when you're the one they paid to see.

-Velma Kelly
(Chicago)

Gotta' love Catherine Zeta-Jones! :D

Talas
03-04-2004, 04:04 PM
"Whoa!"

-- The Matrix :cool:

Jazhara7
03-04-2004, 07:06 PM
Duck Man: "My word. Here's a whole roast pig! And a big dish of roast potatoes, miraculously uncracked! And ... look ... isn't this caviar in the jar? Asparagus! Potted shrimp! My goodness! What were we going to have for Hogswatch dinner, Arnold?"


- Hogfather, by the PTerry!

- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
03-05-2004, 06:05 PM
"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

-- Forrest Gump

Jazhara7
03-05-2004, 06:43 PM
You forgot:

"Millennium hand and shrimp."


- Hogfather, PTerry


- :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Talas
03-06-2004, 08:05 PM
"You're the best thing in a thousand years."

-- Millennium

Jazhara7
03-07-2004, 01:05 PM
Nobby's age was indeterminate. But in cynicism and general world weariness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he was about seven thousand years old.

- Guards! Guards!, The Master of the Turtle *g*


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
03-08-2004, 04:26 PM
"I'm too old for this!"

-- Lethal Weapon

Jazhara7
03-08-2004, 07:10 PM
"Hang on, hang on," said Rincewind. "Cohen's a great big chap, neck like a bull, got chest muscles like a sack of footballs. I mean, he's the Disc's greatest warrior, a legend in this own lifetime. I remember my granddad telling me he saw him ... my granddad telling me he ... my granddad..."
He faltered under the gimlet gaze.
"Oh," he said. "Oh. Of course. Sorry."
"Yesh," said Cohen, and sighed. "That's right, boy. I'm a lifetime in my own legend."


- The Light Fantastic, The Lord of the Disc


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Michael Elboim
03-08-2004, 09:53 PM
Bugger'em!

-Foul Ol Ron, Discworld

Jazhara7
03-08-2004, 10:30 PM
...no one could spit and ooze like Coffin Henry, no one could be as legless as Arnold Sideways, and nothing in the world could smell like Foul Ole Ron.


- The Truth, The only person who can own a webpage that has been under construction for at least 4 years, but which is referred to as official webpage

Wanna see his page?

Easy to find. There's Turtles all the way (http://www.discworld.com/) !


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Jazhara7
04-18-2004, 01:04 PM
Anybody?



- :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Echoes
04-18-2004, 01:43 PM
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard!

-- From Dusk Till Dawn

Echoes
04-18-2004, 01:45 PM
You lucky bastard!

-- Life of Brian (when the UFO crashes, and Brian climbs out of the wreckage, a man standing there says this to Brian)

Talas
04-18-2004, 05:03 PM
"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

-- Patton

Jazhara7
04-19-2004, 05:17 PM
...just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!




- Monty Python and the Holy Grail



- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
04-20-2004, 02:16 PM
"You'll be the first to feel my sword today."

-- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Jazhara7
04-20-2004, 06:02 PM
Here am I, thought Susan, a very practically minded governess who can add up faster upside down than most people can the right way up, climbing up a tooth-shaped tower belonging to the Tooth Fairy and armed with a sword belonging to Death...
Again! I wish one month, just one damn month, could go by without something like this happening to me.



- Hogfather, PTERRY




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Echoes
04-21-2004, 05:41 PM
Swords however, never get tired. I hope you saved your energy. If you haven't... You may not last five minutes. But as last looks go, you could do worse.

-- Kill Bill: Vol. 1

Jazhara7
04-21-2004, 07:35 PM
She turned me into a newt!...I got better...



- Monty Python and the Holy Grail



- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
04-21-2004, 07:41 PM
"If there were anything wrong, you'd tell me, wouldn't you?"

-- The Omen

Jazhara7
04-21-2004, 07:47 PM
WHUT?!


- Mad Hamish on several occasions, DISCWORLD, PTerry



- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
04-21-2004, 07:51 PM
"Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you..." :D

-- Pulp Fiction

Jazhara7
04-21-2004, 07:53 PM
WHUT?!


- Mad Hamish on several occasions, DISCWORLD, PTerry



- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Talas
04-21-2004, 07:57 PM
"You are a smooth smoothie, you know."

-- Fargo

Echoes
04-22-2004, 11:53 AM
And now for something completely different.

-- Introductory sketch for many episodes of the Monty Python's Flying Circus series.

Now, let's see if Jazhara7 (the big Python fan) posts the comment I think she will be posting in reply to this one.

Jazhara7
04-22-2004, 04:38 PM
Haha! Nobody expects the SPANISH INQUISITION!


- Monty Python


Which one did you mean, Echoes? There are many replies. (I sadly never saw that one movie)



- :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Talas
04-22-2004, 04:45 PM
"I'm gonna get medieval on you..."

-- Pulp Fiction

And J, that was Echoes who mentioned the episode ;)

Echoes
04-27-2004, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Jazhara7
Haha! Nobody expects the SPANISH INQUISITION!

- Monty Python

Which one did you mean, Echoes? There are many replies. (I sadly never saw that one movie)

- :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Oh, I just thought you were going to say: IT'S! That was usually the word that followed after the sentence: "And now for something completely different."

However, you are correct in one matter: NOBODY EXPECTS THAT SPANISH INQUISITION!!

Jazhara7
09-18-2004, 03:49 PM
"She turned me into a newt!"

- Monty Python's quest for the Holy Grail



This game is too much fun to just let it die...



- :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Talas
09-19-2004, 12:35 AM
"It wants to... turn me into something else. That's not too terrible is it? Most people would give anything to be turned into something else."

-- The Fly :cool:

Jazhara7
02-09-2005, 07:49 PM
Well, I got better...

- Monty Python's Holy Grail


- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


EDIT: sillly me. I just realized I posted the same quote again.

mr_bad_example
03-10-2005, 09:26 PM
Maitre D: Better?

Mr Creosote: Better get a bucket, I'm going to throw up.

- The Meaning of Life

Talas
03-10-2005, 09:47 PM
"Don't you dare throw up on me!"

-- Dr. Dolittle 2